How to Get Over Magical White Boys

(The Filipino Way)

It's so difficult living in a world where the mythical Magical White Boy™ exists on the other end of the Pacific Ocean. This is a playlist per request to ease the pain.

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Someone Like You by Adele

Never mind, I'll find, someone like you

I wish nothing but the best for you, too

Grenade by Bruno Mars

Listen babe, I would go through all this pain

Take a bullet straight through my brain

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same

Something About Us by Daft Punk

I need you more than anything in my life

I want you more than anything in my life

I'll miss you more than anyone in my life

I love you more than anyone in my life

Lonely Boy by The Black Keys

Oh, oh, oh, I got a love that keeps me waiting

I'm a lonely boy, I'm a lonely boy

I'm Blue by Eiffel 65

And everything is blue for him and himself

And everybody around

'Cause he ain't got

Nobody

To listen

Lovers in My Head by The Hoosiers

I need a second opinion

I want you cross-examined

Where there's a will, there's a way

And there's a will, alright

Nevermind Me by Maria Mena

Bottle up your smile

And pour it in a cup

Yeah, I'll be on my way

Once I've sobered up

Please Please Please by The Smiths

So please, please, please

Let me, let me, let me

Let me get what I want

This time

I Want You To Want Me by Cheap Trick

I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

I'd love you to love me.

I'm beggin' you to beg me.

Somebody That I Used To Know (Faux Pas remix) by Gotye ft. Kimbra

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

BUT WAIT!!! It may seem so easy to give up on a life of celibacy altogether when your Magical White Boy™ of choice is living the Magical White Boy Life™ wherever they are now, but it's never too late to find your own Magical Boy™, white or otherwise.

Set aside your heavy case of prejudice against the "masa" vote. I'm not saying you should give up on white boys altogether; there's hope in looking for fish in a sea much, much closer to home! It is, after all, more fun in the Philippines.

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I Want You (The Beatles cover) by Across the Universe cast

I want you

I want you so bad

I want you so bad it's driving me mad

It's driving me mad

Set Fire to the Rain by Adele

But I set fire to the rain

Watched it pour as I touched your face

Let it burn while I cry

'Cause I heard it screaming your name, your name

I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor

Oh no, not I, I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give

And I'll survive, I'll survive, hey hey hey

The Dog Days Are Over by Florence + the Machine

Leave all your love and your longing behind you

Can't carry love with you if you want to survive

Show Me What I'm Looking by Carolina Liar

Save me, I'm lost

Oh lord, I've been waiting for you

I'll pay any cost

Just save me from being confused

Holding Out For A Hero by Frou Frou

I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light

He's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

Cameo Lover by Kimbra

Open up your heart to me

The sun won't shine if you're not looking

Baby, love is all that you need

Survivor by Destiny's Child

After all of the darkness and sadness

Soon comes happiness

If I surround myself with positive things

I'll gain prosperity

You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates

What I've got's full stock

Of thoughts and dreams that scatter

Then you pull them all together

And how I can't explain

It's Raining Men by Geri Halliwell

God bless Mother Nature

She's a single woman too

She took over heaven

And did what she had to do

...visual version:

Creator's Note: Actors selected for this particular playlist's cover mostly but does not entirely reflect her taste in Filipino guys.